UK Defence Budget Is Forcing Soldiers To Use Homemade Catapults On The Battlefield.
Service members are also using their own pellet guns and baseball bats in skirmishes.
Bogey Picked During Thunder Storm Gains Sentience.
Android AI Tablet Made Legal Guardian of 5 Year Old.
Farage DNA Check Reveals Lineage Back To Ayatollah Khamenei.
UFC FREEDOM 250 At The White House Cancelled After Winner List Leaked.
Guide Dogs To Start Charging Owners By The Hour.
Fartmaxxer Misfires And Suffers Extreme Prolapse Live On Air.
New Flash Splat Kills 0.01% Of All Known Germs.
Man Sneezes While Eating Rice Krispies And Creates Work Of Art Worth £25,000,000
Hanta, Covid And Ebola Mutate And Merge to Become Cure For Cancer.
New Dog Shaped Hotdogs Divide Culinary Experts.
Farage Promises All Party Member Suspensions Will Cease Once The Party Is In Power.
Pets Will Soon Be Treated On The NHS In Major Shake Up Of The Service.
National Lottery To Fund Previously Bankrupt Birmingham Council For Three Years Until Its Back On Its Feet.
All New Vehicles To Be Fitted With Phone Use, Alcohol And Drug Detectors.
Transport Secretary Reveals New Plans To Install Ramps Before Potholes.
UK To Reopen Every Coal Mine Closed By Thatcher And Open 50 New Ones.
UK WEATHER WARNING: Dangerous Heat Wave To Rush In After Arctic Cold Spell Hits Once Previous Heat Wave Is Spoiled By Icy Conditions.
Tobacco Companies Criticized For Cigarette Flavoured Dummies, Pacifiers And Bottle Teats.
New AI Data Centre In The Lake District Will Be 200,000 sq. Acres Or ⅓ Of The Total Area.
Reform UK Pledges To Increase Maximum Contactless Card Payment To £100,000.
