Get the barbeque cleaned out folks! Summer is right around the corner. After this week’s arctic cold spell we will have an unnaturally hot few days which forecasters warn will be the hottest of the year!
Don’t forget that barbeque cover though because massive rain fall is predicted at the end of the hot week which is due to last at least a few days.
The rain however will slow down to make way for a record breaking summer spell forecasted to last up to a week before a cold front from Greenland will bring sleet and snow for 2 weeks interspersed with sporadic hot spells and extremely high winds.
MISERY TO EVERYONE
It’s not all good and bad news though as a saharan sandstorm will bring misery to everyone with a car parked outside which will be accompanied by unusually high winds.
Forecasters recommend if you are planning on going outside anytime in the next 25 years make sure to bring your kagool and wellies but don’t forget that all important sunscreen, speedos and plenty of water to keep hydrated.