Guide Dogs To Start Charging Owners By The Hour.
New training means the vital assistance dogs will stop helping if no payment is made.
Fartmaxxer Misfires And Suffers Extreme Prolapse Live On Air.
New Flash Splat Kills 0.01% Of All Known Germs.
Man Sneezes While Eating Rice Krispies And Creates Work Of Art Worth £25,000,000
Hanta, Covid And Ebola Mutate And Merge to Become Cure For Cancer.
New Dog Shaped Hotdogs Divide Culinary Experts.
Farage Promises All Party Member Suspensions Will Cease Once The Party Is In Power.
Pets Will Soon Be Treated On The NHS In Major Shake Up Of The Service.
National Lottery To Fund Previously Bankrupt Birmingham Council For Three Years Until Its Back On Its Feet.
All New Vehicles To Be Fitted With Phone Use, Alcohol And Drug Detectors.
Transport Secretary Reveals New Plans To Install Ramps Before Potholes.
UK To Reopen Every Coal Mine Closed By Thatcher And Open 50 New Ones.
UK WEATHER WARNING: Dangerous Heat Wave To Rush In After Arctic Cold Spell Hits Once Previous Heat Wave Is Spoiled By Icy Conditions.
Tobacco Companies Criticized For Cigarette Flavoured Dummies, Pacifiers And Bottle Teats.
New AI Data Centre In The Lake District Will Be 200,000 sq. Acres Or ⅓ Of The Total Area.
Reform UK Pledges To Increase Maximum Contactless Card Payment To £100,000.
British Pubs To Become Extinct By End Of 2028.
Cruise Ships Being Used To Develop New Biochemical Virus Weapons.
Twitch Streamer Hit By Car Plans On Being Hit Once A Week After Massive Increase In Subscribers.
Church Of England Refuses To Admit It Only Exists Because Of Horny Monarch.
Women Using Actual Spiders For Eyelashes.
