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Farage Promises All Party Member Suspensions Will Cease Once The Party Is In Power.

Leader of Reform UK and 100% guaranteed to be the future Prime Minister Nigel Farage has pledged that all suspensions, dismissals and punishments from reform for racist antics will end once his party is in power.

Newsishy interviewed Mr Farage at Reform UK HQ in London, amongst other things we asked him about the many recent suspensions of party officials after they were filmed making racist comments:
“There haven’t been that many really, about one a week and most of the comments were taken out of context, Reform and its representatives are not racist. However I totally understand people’s worries when the legacy media publishes one of those stories, it makes us look bad which is your intention isn’t it.”

DISMISSALS WILL STOP

We simply publish stories of what has actually happened and with evidence, it is worrying that so many of your party are caught, doesn’t it bother you?
“Not at all. Look, I can assure the British public and our party members that all these suspensions and dismissals will stop once we are in power.”

That’s reassuring, do you plan on being more prudent when selecting people to represent Reform UK?
“What? No, I plan on getting rid of the rules which cause these guys to get into trouble in the first place, they are ridiculous. Once in power MP’s, Councillors and representatives will be able to be as racist as they like with zero repercussions.

Do you not think MP’s being openly racist will divide our country even more?
“Absolutely, now you’re getting it. There is no way we can forcibly remove millions of people to god knows where without a lot of hate to fuel the fire.”

Thank you for your time Mr Farage, it’s been terrible.


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