New AI Data Centre In The Lake District Will Be 200,000 sq. Acres Or ⅓ Of The Total Area.
A leading investor fund has been granted permission to build on the national park.
Environment
UK Canal System To Be Used To Ease Traffic Congestion.
All canals in the UK will be drained and cleared.
New Covid Variant BA 6.7 Endgame, A Descendant Of Cicada Has Merged With Cordyceps.
This new strain causes huge mushroom-like growths all over the body as well as violent aggression.
Minimum £25 Carrier Bag Charge To Be Introduced.
The retail industry is not happy with a new ruling from the government which they say will cause anger for customers.
Poultry Industry Excited About New Broiler Breed Reaching Full Maturity In 5 Days.
The genetically altered chickens were developed to increase profit margins.
Sir David Attenborough Turns 100 This May - It’s About Time The Truth Be Told.
Incredible revelations about the broadcaster and nations favorite will shock the world.
UK’s Most Polluted Place. Cars And Pets Dissolved By Acid Rain.
West Bromwich in the West MIdlands is named the most polluted place in the UK.
Solution Invented To Combat The Scourge Of Solar Panels.
As we know solar panels damage the environment by stealing the sun's light and energy which plants and trees need to grow.
6G Being Tested On The Ebola Frequency.
Newsishy can report that the emerging technology of 6G communication is being tested on the extremely dangerous ebola frequency in secret.
Christians Unhappy After 40 Days And 40 Nights of Rain Only Causes Minor Floods.
There has been major upheaval in the Christian community after 40 days and nights of rain in the UK failed to deliver anything other than some local flooding.
Massive Trillion Pounds In Unmined Gold Deposits Discovered Underneath Birmingham City Centre and surrounding areas
Birmingham City Council have made the extraordinary announcement that they plan to mine for gold directly underneath the City Centre and in doing so completely destroy 90 square miles of buildings and infrastructure
Slug Species Discovered Which Only Eats Hedgehogs
Biologists in the UK announced the discovery of an incredible new species of carnivorous slug which appears to only eat hedgehogs. It’s been named Limax Sonicitus.
50% Plastic Fish Discovered.
Scientists have confirmed they have identified a new species of fish in the Atlantic which is composed of over 50% polyethylene material. The fish is a subspecies of the Atlantic herring.
London Charges For Parking While Stuck in Traffic.
Driving in the City of London has become so slow that the council is to start charging motorists parking fees for being stuck in traffic.