New AI Data Centre In The Lake District Will Be 200,000 sq. Acres Or ⅓ Of The Total Area.
A leading investor fund has been granted permission to build on the national park.
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Women Using Actual Spiders For Eyelashes.
What started as ridicule has become a trend in its own right.
Cat Café Fined For Cooking Actual Cats In Sickening Misunderstanding.
The eatery had been serving up feline dishes for 3 days before being closed down.
Earworms Discovered To Be Actual Worms With Miniature Synthesizers.
The incredible creature can only be seen with an electron microscope.
UK Canal System To Be Used To Ease Traffic Congestion.
All canals in the UK will be drained and cleared.
New Covid Variant BA 6.7 Endgame, A Descendant Of Cicada Has Merged With Cordyceps.
This new strain causes huge mushroom-like growths all over the body as well as violent aggression.
Poultry Industry Excited About New Broiler Breed Reaching Full Maturity In 5 Days.
The genetically altered chickens were developed to increase profit margins.
Sir David Attenborough Turns 100 This May - It’s About Time The Truth Be Told.
Incredible revelations about the broadcaster and nations favorite will shock the world.
Man Builds Lego House To Live In With His Dog.
A request for donated lego went viral so the man made the decision to sell up and live the Lego lifestyle.
UK’s Most Polluted Place. Cars And Pets Dissolved By Acid Rain.
West Bromwich in the West MIdlands is named the most polluted place in the UK.
Solution Invented To Combat The Scourge Of Solar Panels.
As we know solar panels damage the environment by stealing the sun's light and energy which plants and trees need to grow.
6G Being Tested On The Ebola Frequency.
Newsishy can report that the emerging technology of 6G communication is being tested on the extremely dangerous ebola frequency in secret.
Prosthetic Dog Testicles To Be Mandatory For All Male Dogs Having The Snip.
After years of lobbying and legal battles animal welfare advocates have managed to get their DBM law through parliament.. The Dogs Balls Matter Law states....
Slug Species Discovered Which Only Eats Hedgehogs
Biologists in the UK announced the discovery of an incredible new species of carnivorous slug which appears to only eat hedgehogs. It’s been named Limax Sonicitus.
Clothes Industry Hails Breeding Of ‘Polly’ The 1st Sheep To Produce 100% Polyester Fleece.
A conglomerate of Asian clothing industry manufacturers has announced the successful breeding of the world's first sheep to produce a 100% polyester fleece.
Squirrel Eats Homeless Man's Nuts
In a horrifying incident a homeless man is being treated in hospital after being attacked by a squirrel in a park.
Breaking: Pope Declares Kangaroos (and Wallabies) "Spawn of Satan"
Pope Leo XIV declares that kangaroos—and their smaller cousins, wallabies—are “the spawn of the devil himself.”
50% Plastic Fish Discovered.
Scientists have confirmed they have identified a new species of fish in the Atlantic which is composed of over 50% polyethylene material. The fish is a subspecies of the Atlantic herring.
Obese Seagulls In Cleethorpes Caught Placing Fast Food Orders Using Stolen Phones.
Residents of Cleethorpes are struggling to process a bizarre phenomenon that has left local business owners baffled and birdwatchers both horrified and impressed—seagulls appear to have learned how to place takeaway orders via food delivery apps.
£980 For Cockroach Soup At Michelin Star Restaurant
Opinions are divided today after London chef Joey Kousino revealed the new menu at his Michelin starred restaurant Affluditz which is a top spot for rich and famous
Trafalgar Square Food Stall KFP Refuses To Confirm Where It Gets Its Meat From.
A food stall which has been located at Trafalgar Square in London for over 15 years is under pressure to reveal where it gets its meat from after a customer found grey feathers in his kebab.