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UFC FREEDOM 250 At The White House Cancelled After Winner List Leaked.

It appears the ‘winner list’ was stolen by hacking the email of Dana White, the UFC President. It is labelled ‘NOT FOR CIRCULATION’ and was previously Cc’d to President Trump and TKO Group CEO Ari Emanuel.

100’s of millions of dollars had already been wagered on the winners of all fights in a highly suspicious betting pattern.

TRUMP WILL NOT BE FIGHTING

The controversial event costing 10’s of millions of dollars of tax payer money to stage will turn the White House South Gardens into a UFC stadium with 5000 spectators surrounding the octagon.

Trump will not be fighting although he has stated he could knock every fighter out in less than a minute and that all the fighters agreed with him that he could “definitely take two at a time, no problem”.

Roll on 14th of June 2026 to witness one of the most surreal unwanted events in the most inappropriate venue in recent history.


#SATIRE