Fartmaxxer Leon Art has often pushed his talent to the extremes, it’s how he gained over a million followers. Unfortunately one push too many is all it took for Leon to be hospitalised
It was like any other evening at Leon Art’s London flat, he was on livestream cutting the cheese for money. Leon farts a lot and makes a lot of money.
This evening however, he had a new follower watching who offered him £500 if he could continuously rip one for 30 seconds.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
Challenge accepted and Leon began an epic multi-tonal guff, his crowd was going wild until he pushed to the 25 second mark at which point he quite literally dropped his guts.
Watchers were horrified as the colour drained from Leon’s face and the colour of his chair and floor turned brown and red.
Leon had pushed way too far and suffered a massive prolapse, not only had his rectum turned inside out but a 2 foot section of his large intestine was now dangling between his legs.
RUSHED TO HOSPITAL
Recuperating on a circular cushion at home Leon was reflective when he spoke to Newsishy:
“I had a bloody good run, my arse has made me a lot of money over the years but I got too confident and blew it.
Unfortunately the surgeons said it wouldn’t be wise to return to my previous career so I’m going to feed off all this publicity for a bit and then look for something else.
I’m looking into starting a tutorial for strengthening your anal muscles because at the moment I’m like an aging president down there, zero control!”
