Twatmaxxing Inadvertently Becomes The Maxxiest Maxxing Of All The Maxxes.
Starmer To Issue New UK Wide Personal Vehicle Lockdown To Preserve The Nation's Fuel.
Delivery Robots In Los Angeles To Be Armed After Multiple Attacks.
Restaurant Charges £15,000 For Portion Of 4000 Year Old Lobster.
Kermit To Run As Democrat In 2028 Presidential Race
Banksy Identity Finally Revealed As The 80’s Milky Bar Kid.
100% Of One Pound Coins Are Fake, Says Royal Mint.
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor Advised Melania To Go Ahead With Epstein Press Statement.
17 Year Student Old Asked To Pay £350,000 For 1 Years Car Insurance On A Corsa
Medbeds Finally Proven To Exist And Work Says Medbed Manufacturer.
Artemis ll Crew Confirm on ‘Hot Mic’ Discovery Of A Huge Chinese Lunar Base On The Dark Side Of The Moon.
New Covid Variant BA 6.7 Endgame, A Descendant Of Cicada Has Merged With Cordyceps.
UK Police Start Using Drug Sniffer Tweakers.
Minimum £25 Carrier Bag Charge To Be Introduced.
Pussycat Dolls Name Change To Pussycat Milfs Stopped By Court Order.
Parents Not Happy With Pimped Up Ice Cream Van Playing Biggie Tunes.
Farage Reveals Plans For New Downing Street Ballroom Extension.
The Cricketing Body Reveals “We Don't Really Know What's Going On Either”.
Poultry Industry Excited About New Broiler Breed Reaching Full Maturity In 5 Days.
