Tobacco Companies Criticized For Cigarette Flavoured Dummies, Pacifiers And Bottle Teats.
Campaigners are trying to get the underhand products banned from stores.
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New AI Data Centre In The Lake District Will Be 200,000 sq. Acres Or ⅓ Of The Total Area.
A leading investor fund has been granted permission to build on the national park.
Reform UK Pledges To Increase Maximum Contactless Card Payment To £100,000.
The party said it wants to give its core voters a chance of a windfall.
Cruise Ships Being Used To Develop New Biochemical Virus Weapons.
The vessels are a perfect environment for releasing and containing experimental viruses.
Wally Finally Found Living In Poverty And Addicted To Fentanyl.
We found him! But it's not great news.
High Street Mini-Marts Selling Weapons Grade Uranium And Claymore Mines To Children.
We went undercover in the West Midlands targeting small mini-mart shops and discovered there is no limit to how low they will go to make money for the gangs that run them.
Reform UK Criticized For Recruiting Candidates From Parole Lists.
There is a never ending stream of suitable candidates being released every day.
BREAKING: White House Correspondents Dinner Shooting Was Ordered By Trump.
It appears the president was intimidated because he only had one joke, and it was shit.
Europe To Implement Tariffs/Charges On Trump Tweets & Truths.
The new tariffs will be charged by the level of nonsense contained in each post.
Pupils Take School By Force After ‘No Phones’ Law Introduced.
The secondary school children are demanding a reversal to the new law or they will burn the school down.
Roblox Defends New In-game Dating Function For Paedophiles And Children.
The global giant says this new approach will keep the kids safer.
Delivery Robots In Los Angeles To Be Armed After Multiple Attacks.
The small delivery robots will have the law on their side if/when they kill someone
100% Of One Pound Coins Are Fake, Says Royal Mint.
The Royal Mint has released a statement declaring all one pound coins in circulation to be fake.
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor Advised Melania To Go Ahead With Epstein Press Statement.
The disgraced royal is close friends with the First Lady.
Medbeds Finally Proven To Exist And Work Says Medbed Manufacturer.
The beds cure all known ailments and diseases and sort your entire life out.
UK Police Start Using Drug Sniffer Tweakers.
The addicts will be used in various operations where drugs need to be found.
Farage Reveals Plans For New Downing Street Ballroom Extension.
The new ballroom will be paid for by private donors and built by military contractors.
Man Who Walks With Gangster Limp Outed As Only Being A Petty Criminal.
19 year old Lyon Elis walks with the confidence of a man who’s seen it, been there, done it and came out the other side.
Starbucks And Costa Coffee Go To Literal War For Control Of The Highstreet.
The number of violent clashes between staff from opposing coffee retailers has increased dramatically over the past 2 weeks.
Sir David Attenborough Turns 100 This May - It’s About Time The Truth Be Told.
Incredible revelations about the broadcaster and nations favorite will shock the world.
UK Police Raid Illegal Panda Bear Fighting Gang.
Armed officers have raided an illegal panda bear fighting club housed in an industrial park in Dorset. Police were tipped off about the club by a disgruntled patron who had lost £10,000.
Fox News To Become A Government Department.
The white house has announced it will be purchasing Fox News and relaunching it as the government's official news outlet.
New Internet Safety Task Force Will Visit Every Home In The UK Checking Browser History On All Devices.
Several new laws were passed last week enabling the task force to enter homes without permission and to use force where necessary
Gym Accused Of Adding Steroids To Communal Drinking Water.
The owners deny the allegations despite ample evidence.
Crypto Investors Claim A 7 Year old Rug Pulled And Made £400,000.
The tech savvy child allegedly took his supporters for a ride on the Crypto platform pump.fun.
Israel Offers Pay Per View Genocide.
For just $29.99 Israelis can subscribe to the premium government channel.
UK To Withdraw Recognition Of Palestine State On Condition Israel Agrees To Bomb Someone Else For A Bit.
After pressure and threats of 500% tariffs from America the UK has agreed to withdraw its recognition of a Palestinian state.
Council Pothole Repair Crews Kidnapped At Gunpoint.
An alarming trend has recently been identified of council pothole repair teams being taken at gunpoint to locations of pothole blackspots.
Man Buys Day Tripper On New Electric Bus And Mines Bitcoin All Day Via USB Port.
The new electric bus fleet from National Express allows passengers to charge their devices for free via USB ports.
Labour Under Pressure To Relieve Overcrowded Prisons. Inmates To Serve 1/500th Of Their Sentence.
The UK’s severely overcrowded prison system is at breaking point.
Trumps First Ballroom Event To Be A Saddam Style Purge.
The event scheduled for the 21st January 2029 was leaked to Newsishy in return for money.
Prankster Serving 3 Years In Jail But Still Thinks He's Being Pranked.
The TikToker has previously been arrested 27 times for pulling pranks on unsuspecting members of the public.
Sovereign Citizens Proven Correct
The legal world is about to change due to two recent High Court and Supreme Court judgments in favour of a so-called freeman and a sovereign citizen.
Pensioner Boiled Alive In Full Body Hot Water Bottle Purchased On Alibaba.
89 year old Doris Thutston lived in a secluded 200 year old farmhouse with only a coal fire. So she was always looking for methods to keep warm.
Kanye Charged With 87 Counts Of Being A Dick Head.
New York police have charged Kanye West on multiple counts of being just awful.
UK Bus Companies Introduce Cannabis Smoking Only Buses.
Public transport companies across the UK have agreed to introduce cannabis smoking only buses to combat antisocial behavior.
Emancipation Proclamation And The Thirteenth Amendment Were Never Signed.
President Trump has claimed that both the emancipation proclamation and the thirteenth amendment were never signed properly which creates a “wonderful opportunity” and a way “to make America truly great again”.
Farage Denies Getting Plastic Surgery To Look Like Trump.
Leader of the Reform party Nigel Farage has denied he recently started having plastic surgery in an apparent effort to look like the controversial American president.
World Shoplifting Championship To Go Ahead
The long awaited World Shoplifting Championship is to go ahead in March after terms have finally been agreed between businesses, participants and various police forces.
Prince Harry Demands 20 Million Annual Payment From King Charles Or He'll Release His Paternity Test Results.
In a bold move by rogue royal Prince Harry he has told his father King Charles III he wants £20,000,000 per year or he will release his paternity tests
Teacher Training To Include MMA In The UK.
The government has announced that because of increased violence in schools against teaching staff that all teacher training will now include statutory qualification as Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) fighters.
Viral TikTok Trend ‘Granny Head Stomp’ Banned After 2 Years
Grandmothers worldwide will sleep easier today after TikTok finally banned the viral trend of stomping on a grannies head 2 years after it was ordered to by most high courts globally.
Obese Seagulls In Cleethorpes Caught Placing Fast Food Orders Using Stolen Phones.
Residents of Cleethorpes are struggling to process a bizarre phenomenon that has left local business owners baffled and birdwatchers both horrified and impressed—seagulls appear to have learned how to place takeaway orders via food delivery apps.
Mandatory Hi-Viz To Be Worn By All People Leaving Their Home.
A new UK law comes into force today making it illegal to leave your home without a hi-viz vest on.
Back Street Homeless Tattooist Used Rat Teeth And Bin Juice On Unsuspecting Customers.
A man is in court today charged with assault and administering a toxic substance after being found providing cheap tattoos to his victims.
Banking Group Say Fraud Is Now Allowed
HSBC has announced that all external fraud committed in relation to the group, its customers and partners will be allowed from July 1st 2025.
Police Given New Powers To Arrest ‘Twats’
Police in the UK have been given new guidelines and powers to identify and arrest twats which will come into force in the next month.
140mph Childs E-Bike Banned After Thousands Sold
Ban comes too late for e-bike that can reach speeds of 140mph straight out of the box.
US President Pardons Pol Pot, Stalin And Wile E. Coyote
In an extraordinary and yet unsurprising move US President Donald Trump has issued posthumous pardons to 3 individuals he believes have been unjustly perceived as ‘bad’ in the past.