The mutation has baffled scientists worldwide after preliminary tests proved it worked.
It was an average day aboard the Spirit Of St Gonadia, a massive buffet breakfast, a leisurely stroll along the deck looking at the East coast of Africa and then getting in line to be tested for the Hanta virus.
As with almost all cruise ships now, you sign a document declaring you will be tested twice daily and you agree not to sue if you catch a virus on board.
Tristia Shise from Swansea in Wales was one of the passengers, along with multiple others, who tested positive for the Hanta virus on that morning, nothing unusual there, par for the course as they say.
PATIENT ZERO
What was unique about Miss Shise was that she tested positive for Ebola and Covid at exactly the same time, also present in her blood was a fourth unknown virus with characteristics of the other three, she was patient zero.
Newsishy spoke to Professor Rupe Elis MBBS, PhD, DSc, FRCPath, FRCP, FRCS, FRCS(Colorectal), FMedSci who has isolated the new virus and is leading the research. We asked him, is this some ‘I AM Legend’ shit?
“The similarities are evident but I didn’t mutate them myself, they did this all on their own.”
They did what exactly?
“Killed the cancer cells, all of them.
Miss Shise had cancer, she had stage 3 Pancreatic cancer which had been rejecting treatment and spreading, the cruise was part of her wish list. Within days of first being identified the new virus had killed 50% of all the cancer cells, after 2 weeks Miss Shise was cancer free and not only that, she is now immune to all other cancers.”
That’s incredible! You mean not only have you found a cure you have found a vaccine for cancer?
“Yes, we estimate after mass production and distribution that the earth will be cancer free within 10 years. That’s barring any unknown side effects of course.”
Side effects?
“There is a very small chance that the new virus is playing the long game, it may be giving us what we want and waiting for most of the population to be vaccinated before mutating again”
Mutating into what exactly?
“As I said the similarities are evident”