A new cleaning spray is the first in the world to be realistic about the fact that most germs are totally fine.
The cleaning product retail industry has been rocked by a new spray from Flash which has, for the first time, been realistic about what its product does.
Almost all cleaning sprays on earth declare that they kill 99.99% of all germs which despite being the truth also declares that they do not kill the 0.01% of germs that will actually mess you up.
Humans love germs, they have worked for us for hundreds of thousands of years making us strong enough to be able to resist the illness and infections they cause.
AFFECTED BY GERMS
Unfortunately the cleaning products available in recent decades are wiping out those germs and causing people to become more allergic or affected by germs which would have previously never happened had people been exposed to them at an early age as they previously were.
New Flash Splat is taking a different approach, it does not kill the relatively harmless germs humans need to develop protection but it does kill the tiny amount which will fuck us up.
We spoke the product spokesperson Wyne Swishens at the launch event:
“We wanted to finally be honest with the public whilst also admitting that over the years we may have contributed to the lowering of the population’s immunity worldwide. Our new spray will now let your family effectively ‘play in the dirt’ while also killing the nasty little buggers which will definitely fuck you up.”
Newsishy would like to take this opportunity to ask all parents, please let your kids mess around in the muck and get a bit grimy, it may save you a fortune in medical bills in the long run.
