Reform UK Criticized For Recruiting Candidates From Parole Lists.
There is a never ending stream of suitable candidates being released every day.
Education
Catholic Church Secretly Plotting New Crusade In The USA.
A Vatican insider has revealed the secret plans which would call on millions of Christians to take up the sword.
13 Year Old Flies To Turkey For Hair Transplant On His Top Lip.
The child had been influenced by manosphere posts about only real men being able to grow facial hair.
Pupils Take School By Force After ‘No Phones’ Law Introduced.
The secondary school children are demanding a reversal to the new law or they will burn the school down.
Twatmaxxing Inadvertently Becomes The Maxxiest Maxxing Of All The Maxxes.
Maxxing is huge at the moment and has catapulted twats to historic highs.
Fox News To Become A Government Department.
The white house has announced it will be purchasing Fox News and relaunching it as the government's official news outlet.
Teacher Training To Include MMA In The UK.
The government has announced that because of increased violence in schools against teaching staff that all teacher training will now include statutory qualification as Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) fighters.
School Soaks All Exercise Books In Vinegar To Stop Epidemic Of Dogs Eating Homework
A midlands school has taken the unusual step of soaking all writing paper and exercise books in vinegar to stop a rising trend of family pets eating homework