Tobacco Companies Criticized For Cigarette Flavoured Dummies, Pacifiers And Bottle Teats.
Campaigners are trying to get the underhand products banned from stores.
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Cruise Ships Being Used To Develop New Biochemical Virus Weapons.
The vessels are a perfect environment for releasing and containing experimental viruses.
Twitch Streamer Hit By Car Plans On Being Hit Once A Week After Massive Increase In Subscribers.
The man doing a faith walk and raising money for a new school will be mown down every week from now on.
Women Using Actual Spiders For Eyelashes.
What started as ridicule has become a trend in its own right.
Cat Café Fined For Cooking Actual Cats In Sickening Misunderstanding.
The eatery had been serving up feline dishes for 3 days before being closed down.
Wally Finally Found Living In Poverty And Addicted To Fentanyl.
We found him! But it's not great news.
Earworms Discovered To Be Actual Worms With Miniature Synthesizers.
The incredible creature can only be seen with an electron microscope.
Gambling Companies Hiring Ex Tobacco Advertising Specialists.
The Tobacco Industry was extremely good at selling a life destroying product.
Man Has Heart Attack After Ordering ‘The Usual’ And Barmaid Not Knowing It.
The incident happened at the Dog & Dribble in Scunthorpe.
13 Year Old Flies To Turkey For Hair Transplant On His Top Lip.
The child had been influenced by manosphere posts about only real men being able to grow facial hair.
Medbeds Finally Proven To Exist And Work Says Medbed Manufacturer.
The beds cure all known ailments and diseases and sort your entire life out.
New Covid Variant BA 6.7 Endgame, A Descendant Of Cicada Has Merged With Cordyceps.
This new strain causes huge mushroom-like growths all over the body as well as violent aggression.
Sir David Attenborough Turns 100 This May - It’s About Time The Truth Be Told.
Incredible revelations about the broadcaster and nations favorite will shock the world.
UK’s Most Polluted Place. Cars And Pets Dissolved By Acid Rain.
West Bromwich in the West MIdlands is named the most polluted place in the UK.
Little Girl Devastated After Giving Salmonella To All Her Dolls At Tea Party.
The 6 year old is coming to terms with the fact it was her fault 8 dolls and a teddy had contracted the illness.
Gym Accused Of Adding Steroids To Communal Drinking Water.
The owners deny the allegations despite ample evidence.
Protein Works, Protein Sells.
Protein is selling stuff fast! Companies have realised how much people love protein and they are not afraid of including it in their products or at least claiming it’s in there.
Pensioner Boiled Alive In Full Body Hot Water Bottle Purchased On Alibaba.
89 year old Doris Thutston lived in a secluded 200 year old farmhouse with only a coal fire. So she was always looking for methods to keep warm.
6G Being Tested On The Ebola Frequency.
Newsishy can report that the emerging technology of 6G communication is being tested on the extremely dangerous ebola frequency in secret.
Government Commits To Providing Mental Health Therapy Within 15 Years Of First Diagnosis.
The UK government made a major announcement this morning with a statement pledging the NHS will deliver ongoing in depth mental health therapy
Middle Aged Man Convinced He's In Alternate Reality After Not Knowing Anyone In Top 40
When Martin J. Southrowy, 48, woke up yesterday he thought he would be having a normal relaxed day off from being an estate agent in Brighton, UK.
Farage Denies Getting Plastic Surgery To Look Like Trump.
Leader of the Reform party Nigel Farage has denied he recently started having plastic surgery in an apparent effort to look like the controversial American president.
Babies Being Born With WiFi Connectivity
Maternity units across the UK are reporting an extraordinary evolutionary human development.
Business Selling First Genuine Penis Enlargement Drug Becomes Largest Company in the World 3 Days After Startup
BigBoner the company which invented and sells the only confirmed and proven to work penis enlargement pill has become the world's largest company despite only being launched 3 days ago
Starbucks Launches 23000 Calorie Coffee
Starbucks announced the release of its new drink and then had to defend the decision after details emerged of the enormous calorie content.
Squirrel Eats Homeless Man's Nuts
In a horrifying incident a homeless man is being treated in hospital after being attacked by a squirrel in a park.
Couple Starve To Death Deciding What To Watch On TV
A couple from Bristol have been found dead in their home after apparently starving to death.
Back Street Homeless Tattooist Used Rat Teeth And Bin Juice On Unsuspecting Customers.
A man is in court today charged with assault and administering a toxic substance after being found providing cheap tattoos to his victims.
Trafalgar Square Food Stall KFP Refuses To Confirm Where It Gets Its Meat From.
A food stall which has been located at Trafalgar Square in London for over 15 years is under pressure to reveal where it gets its meat from after a customer found grey feathers in his kebab.