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Man Builds Lego House To Live In With His Dog.
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Fox News To Become A Government Department.
New Internet Safety Task Force Will Visit Every Home In The UK Checking Browser History On All Devices.
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Israel Offers Pay Per View Genocide.
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UK To Withdraw Recognition Of Palestine State On Condition Israel Agrees To Bomb Someone Else For A Bit.
Council Pothole Repair Crews Kidnapped At Gunpoint.
Man Buys Day Tripper On New Electric Bus And Mines Bitcoin All Day Via USB Port.
Premier League To Start Charging Fans By The Chant.
Labour Under Pressure To Relieve Overcrowded Prisons. Inmates To Serve 1/500th Of Their Sentence.
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