Twitch Streamer Hit By Car Plans On Being Hit Once A Week After Massive Increase In Subscribers.
Church Of England Refuses To Admit It Only Exists Because Of Horny Monarch.
Women Using Actual Spiders For Eyelashes.
Cat Café Fined For Cooking Actual Cats In Sickening Misunderstanding.
Wally Finally Found Living In Poverty And Addicted To Fentanyl.
Earworms Discovered To Be Actual Worms With Miniature Synthesizers.
High Street Mini-Marts Selling Weapons Grade Uranium And Claymore Mines To Children.
Gambling Companies Hiring Ex Tobacco Advertising Specialists.
Reform UK Criticized For Recruiting Candidates From Parole Lists.
Catholic Church Secretly Plotting New Crusade In The USA.
UK Canal System To Be Used To Ease Traffic Congestion.
Post Office To Implement One Single Annual Delivery For Second Class Letters And Parcels.
Meta To Track Employees Sexual Activity And Analyse Their Faeces To Train AI.
BREAKING: White House Correspondents Dinner Shooting Was Ordered By Trump.
Man Has Heart Attack After Ordering ‘The Usual’ And Barmaid Not Knowing It.
Research Suggests Reality TV Is Not Real At All.
Europe To Implement Tariffs/Charges On Trump Tweets & Truths.
13 Year Old Flies To Turkey For Hair Transplant On His Top Lip.
Pupils Take School By Force After ‘No Phones’ Law Introduced.
