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Twitch Streamer Hit By Car Plans On Being Hit Once A Week After Massive Increase In Subscribers.

When the Twitch streamer was hit by a car during his live stream it increased his followers by many thousands and thus increased the amount of money he was earning for his cause.

Luckily he was not seriously hurt which gave him the idea of getting hit more often. He spoke to Newsishy from his motel bed where he is nearly fully recuperated:
“After the accident I was all over the news, globally, it went insane, I raised another few grand just in the hours after the incident and I’ve had an increased following ever since.”

GOD SAVED ME

It’s great that you were not seriously injured but why put yourself at more risk?
“It’s worth it man. God saved me that time and he’ll save me again. Look, I’m not planning on getting hit in the face by a truck every month, I’ll just get clipped again, maybe get some minor injuries but I’ve done the math and I’m guaranteed to hit my goal with this method. It’s for the kids, man.”

Great, it looks like you are well on course to achieving your target and probably surpassing it, what are your plans for when it’s over?
“I’m going to have a week off then start building the trade school for the kids but we’re going to need a lot of equipment.
I’m fed up with walking so I’ll be setting up a new stream where I’ll be hit by various vehicles every week, followers will donate to choose which vehicle and the speed but nothing over 40mph, I’m not stupid.”

Well we salute your dedication and your sacrifice. Good luck!


#SATIRE