A Vatican insider has revealed the secret plans which would call on millions of Christians to take up the sword.
Newsishy has been speaking with the high ranking Vatican official who we are unable to name for obvious reasons. The official along with many others is involved in the planning of the new crusade which will “release America from a demonic regime”.
We asked why the papacy had decided on such extreme actions:
“Well apart from the fact that Vance probably murdered the last pope just by being in close contact with him it’s clear that if Trump is not the anti-christ he really is trying his best to be.
A STORY AS OLD AS TIME
We’ve studied the regimes of a multitude of nations for over 2000 years, we know our shit and we can see what is happening in America, it’s a story as old as time. We see laws and ethics being stripped away at an astounding speed, we see so-called churches stealing hundreds of millions of dollars from gullible people.
The Catholic church is in a position to end whatever nonsense is happening in America and we aim to do so. There are over 50 million Catholics over there, most of which would be willing to take up arms and there are over 1.4 billion globally who will jump at the chance of kicking some protestant ass.”
Is there a timeline for the Crusade to begin?
“There will be an election in America in 2028, that election will either be lost by Trump which he will contest and then use force to stay in power or it will be won by Trump which will be proven by his opponents to be stolen, either way that will be our signal to begin our righteous fight.
HEAVILY ARMED
Most Catholics in America are already heavily armed, we have the confirmed support of a large section of their military and pretty much all of South America is willing to remove the regime so as far as we are concerned this is already a win,”
America has a constitution in which it says there should be a separation between church and state, will you be making the USA into a Catholic nation?
“No not at all, we are simply stopping a satanic regime from becoming a global power. Once we’ve completed the crusade we will oversee free, fair and democratic elections and leave them to being crazy Americans, just like it’s been for generations.”
