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13 Year Old Flies To Turkey For Hair Transplant On His Top Lip.

The child had been influenced by manosphere posts about only real men being able to grow moustaches.

New teenager Lyon Elis had been watching various ‘manosphere’ influencers who convinced him he was not a real man until he could grow sufficient facial hair. His peers all had fluffy growth starting to appear and teased him for being a beta and a low value male.

Lyon managed to steal his moms debit card and booked the flight, accommodation and the procedure without her noticing, the following day he skipped school and flew out.

FALSIFIED LETTERS

He’d used ChatGPT to falsify letters from his mom to his school and vice versa so suspicions would not be immediately raised, he also had a letter from his mom to the Turkish clinic giving them permission to do the procedure on a minor.
His mother was only aware when Lyon sent her a pic of his new lip foliage from Turkey. Unsurprisingly she was not happy and flew out to escort him back to the country.

OVER £3000

We Spoke to Mrs Elis on the phone:
“He’s cost me over £3500 including my flight for something he’ll get in a few years anyway. He thinks it’s awesome, apparently he will pay me back with the money he’ll get from modelling now he’s a ‘high value alpha’ whatever that means.”

Lyon has made over 400 selfie posts since he got back yesterday, we contacted him via DM and asked why he felt he needed to do this?
“I’ve got no time for you blue pill cucks trying to put me down, you can’t now can you. My DM’s are blowing up, I got Stacys on top of bitches all loving my Maxxed lip I’ll be a billionaire by the end of the year”


#SATIRE