It appears the president was intimidated because he only had one joke, and it was shit.
Newsishy has this exclusive breaking information from our whistle blowing secret service agent who we are calling Leon Art.
We asked Leon how the incident came to take place:
“Trump had been acting weird all morning, he was having meetings with Republican comedians, they exist apparently and they were giving him scripts and jokes to tell at the Correspondents’ Dinner.
There were pages and pages of stuff they had prepared for him, enough for at least a 20 minute routine but he wasn’t happy with it and said he could do muchly better himself.
FUNNIEST JOKE EVER TOLD
He then spent the afternoon in the Oval Office writing his own. When he appeared he said he’s written the greatest joke, probably the funniest joke ever told and tested it on us agents.
Trump - Knock Knock
Agents - Who’s there Mr President?
Trump - President Trump
Agents - President Trump who?
Trump - What do you mean President Trump who? It’s me, President Donald Trump, the greatest president in the history of the world!
When we didn’t laugh he ran back into the Oval Office and slammed the door.
RED IN THE FACE
We didn’t hear a peep from him until a few hours later when he called me and another agent in, he was ringing with sweat and red in the face, he said he needed to get out of doing his joke tonight as it was too good for the fake news media.
He instructed us to ‘make a shooter again’ so that’s what we did.
We have a few people who we can activate in these situations, we chose Cole Tomas Allen, he was briefed and went to work, it was a text book mission accomplished.
I feel a bit sorry for Cole but he’ll be out in a few years and there’s a sweet wallet of Trump Coin waiting for him when he does.”
