There aren’t many people who haven’t at some point searched for Wally. This guy has been missing for decades, some have claimed to have found him but nothing has ever been proven.
After Newsishy recruited multiple private investigators Wally has been found albeit in not very good circumstances.
Private investigator Heston Sinessin tracked down Wally to the town of Tenderloin in San Francisco, an area renowned for its continuing fentanyl epidemic. We spoke to Heston when he visited us to confirm his findings:
“I had a tip off from a previous informant that Wally was in the area, apparently he’s well known to the local dealers and addicts. I found him sitting against a wall, he asked me for money, I gave him 20 bucks for a photo, here it is.”
NO INCOME
Jesus, he looks down on his luck!
“You’re telling me, after I took the photo he offered me any kind of sex I want for another 20.”
That’s terrible, that poor man reduced to this after years of fame:
“I know, after he finished giving me a very poor rim-job he explained that once the initial interest in him had waned the public appearances reduced and he had no income whatsoever, he ended up on the streets.”
This is such a sad story and we feel some sort of obligation to help him after it was Newsishy that started this latest search.
We have set up a fund to which people can donate for Wally and see if we can get his life turned around.
Anyone interested in helping can donate to Newsishy directly and we will ensure he gets from zero up to 100% of the money donated.
