Maternity units across the UK are reporting an extraordinary evolutionary human development. Babies are being born with the inbuilt capability of connecting to WiFi signals thus creating personal hotspots.
ORGANIC ANTENNA
First spotted a year ago the babies look like any other baby apart from a small bump on the top of their heads which has been found to be an organic antenna. It is believed the babies are only being born to women under 25 who use their phones for more than 8 hours a day while pregnant.
MRI scans reveal that within the brains of the WiFi babies is an entirely new section connected to the antenna which appears to be an organic microchip which once fully developed will enable the child to go online without any external device.
ELON MUSK
Experts think that the capability will enable the children to freely access the web from the age of 4.
Newsishy has discovered that at least 35 of the babies have been legally adopted by Elon Musk and are thought to have been taken to a secret lab on an island somewhere.
