Public transport companies across the UK have agreed to introduce cannabis smoking only buses to combat antisocial behaviour.
The new services will operate in areas where passengers have reported cannabis smoking to drivers on a regular basis.
MUSIC AS LOUD AS THEY LIKE
The operators say they have committed to not reporting any cannabis use to the police on any of the special buses, passengers are also allowed to play music as loud as they like. In return the passengers will just be chill, only sit on the top deck and enjoy the ride.
Terisa Lyon, customer relations manager at National Express in Birmingham told us “It’s got so bad that on some buses almost everyone gets stoned, we had an 81 year old lady start trouble with a kid because she was desperate for some of his Haribos, she’d never had the munchies before. I think the weed buses are long overdue”
I LIKE THE IDEA
Bus driver Lyon Elis said “I like the idea, most of the trouble comes from other passengers trying to kill the fun, it’s not the ones having a smoke. I’d be happy to drive a load of fried teenagers around”
Although fellow driver Doris Thutston said “It won’t stop the little shits, they’ll smoke on whatever bus they get on, they just don’t give a fuck. Do you think they are going to stand around in the rain waiting for the bong bus? No fucking chance!”
Check your local bus service website for timetables of the new services.
