The new USB-Z connection has been unveiled to scepticism after revealing its connector is slightly thinner than a human hair. Anger followed when details emerged that the connection needs to be plugged in the right way up or it wouldn’t work.
It’s supercool
Tech influencer Len Bestovhidi said “It’s supercool the way they can get shit so small, I’ve been sent a few to review the performance but every time I open the packages on stream I breathe them in on my first exaggerated WOW face. I’ve got 6 of them inside me now”
Doris Thutston who works in our office wasn’t impressed saying “What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? I fucking struggle with getting my key in my front door”
A spokesman for the company behind the new connection said “Feedback has been fantastic so it should be rolling out on new phones and laptops from next year”.
