After pressure and threats of 500% tariffs from America the UK has agreed to withdraw its recognition of a Palestinian state.
The UK officially recognised Palestine in September last year angering President Trump and the Israeli regime. Since then American and Israeli lobbyists have been frantically trying to get the UK to tow the line with little success until now.
CLOSED DOOR MEETINGS
Trump’s patience apparently ran out with a tweet declaring the 500% tariff on all UK goods if the decision was not reversed. Since then several closed door meetings have been held with the Israelis in London with the last one resulting in a compromise.
It has been agreed that The UK will withdraw its September declaration on the condition that Israel continues to purchase arms from the UK but agrees to bomb a different set of people into oblivion and not resume the bombing of Palestinians for at least 6 months.
The Israelis are comfortable with that as they are currently bombing Iran, Lebanon and who the fuck knows who else which they expect to continue for at least 18 months.
A statement from the foreign office said “All parties are very happy with this agreement.”
A statement from the Palestinian Authority simply said “Cunts, the lot of them.”
