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Trumps First Ballroom Event To Be A Saddam Style Purge.

Trumps First Ballroom Event To Be A Saddam Style Purge.

The event scheduled for the 21st January 2029 was leaked to Newsishy in return for money.

Our informant whose name will not be revealed is a high level member of the Trump government and was willing to give us the details for a large amount of cash.

On January 21st 2029, 1 day after Trump is due to legally leave office he will host a luxurious banquet at the Trump State Ballroom (the currently the under construction White House State Ballroom) to address members of both parties, attendance is mandatory.

AMERICAN GUARD

Trump will sit at a large table along with his most trusted people, he will light a cigar and tell everyone if their name is called out to stand up.>br> He will read the first name off a long list, after the person stands members of the American Guard (formally ICE) will lead the person from the room. At which point the next name will be read out.
It will take around 5 hours to get to the end of the list at which point Trump will instruct everyone left they can now start eating their burgers.

TRUMP ADMIRED SADDAM

The informant says Trump always admired the methods Saddam used in order to keep his people loyal and he wanted to dip his cap to the dictator as well as rid congress and the senate of troublesome individuals.

Obviously details are bound to change, by 2029 the list will be a lot longer.

#SATIRE