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New Samsung S450 Has 30 Cameras

New Samsung S450 Has 30 Cameras

Samsung launches its latest premium phone next month and they are not holding back on features!

The S450 puts its predecessor, the S25 Ultra to shame, we might as well compare it to the Nokia 3310.

Drool over the S450’s features and power:

An improved 100% anti-glare 7in 14,400x31,200 pixel screen which can be viewed in any light, Samsung apparently had a company fly the phone as close to the sun as possible to test it and confirmed viewing was as clear as if they were in a darkened room.

DIDN’T EVEN CAUSE A SCRATCH

It’s Rhino coated to be the toughest phone on the planet, we tested the claim by driving over it with an Abram tank and a steam roller which didn’t even cause a scratch, we even tried putting it through an industrial metal shredder which only destroyed the industrial metal shredder.

400GB of RAM will mean the S450 runs no matter how much shit you have running.

The 40,000mAh battery allows for 2 months without a charge.

DNA FOR ACCESS

As well as the usual fingerprint security the S450 uses the BreathPassⓒ technology where the user breathes on the device and it matches your DNA for access.

Internal storage starts at 5TB for the cheapest model up to 300TB for premium models.

But cameras are where it’s at for this phone. With 30 cameras in total it dwarfs any other phone on the market.
Selfie cameras x 4 each with 400 MP, 5 main rear cameras each with 20,000 MP, the other rear facing cameras offer a host of features including, 3D, 4D, 5D, 6D, Thermal camera, MRI camera and an X-Ray camera.

The S450 is on sale for $9000/£6700

#SATIRE