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Protein Works, Protein Sells.

Protein Works, Protein Sells.

Protein is selling stuff fast! Companies have realised how much people love protein and they are not afraid of including it in their products or at least claiming it’s in there.

Just this week Whirlpool announced their new Protein700 washer/dryer, Apple launched the AirPad Protein 1, BMW released the all electric Protein X5 and Levi’s revealed their new line of Protein Rich Denim Jackets.

CRAZY GAINS

Consumer advice expert Lisa Ratic says it makes sense. “Protein sells, over the last 2 decades millions of people made crazy gains by using Protein as part of their fitness regime and it worked, they saw and felt the results.
Companies have realised this and they are taking advantage of our brains which connect the word Protein and success so why not plaster Protein on anything they want to sell?”

With all the protein hype and some of the quite frankly ridiculous products that I have seen as part of investigating for this story I can see no end to this madness because as Lisa said, it sells.

In other news congratulations to website Newsishy.com for being the first website in the world to be confirmed protein rich.

#SATIRE