In an extraordinary and yet unsurprising move US President Donald Trump has issued posthumous pardons to 3 individuals he believes have been unjustly perceived as ‘bad’ in the past.
During a recent event where he signed 830 new executive orders a reporter for PBS Joey Kousino picked up on the document after noticing the names.
I’m going to put it right
He asked the President “How can you justify this?” Trump replied “I’m the President, If these people have been treated badly I’m going to put it right. You know I watch television right, I’ve seen things about these guys and they were good guys, decent guys, guys I’d have for dinner, they got a bad rap from the bad fake media. You guys are liars and you know you are liars so if I see something on TV written by the bad media then I know it’s not true but you know that and I know that and everybody knows that”
Mr Kousino replied “But Mr President Pol Pot and Joseph Stalin were responsible for way over 20 million deaths of innocent civilians, it’s proven they…..” Trump interrupted him saying “Yeah, you see, you’re all the same, you’re not very bright are you, very low intelligence. Why don’t you get a real job? People like you make those documentaries and expect us to believe everything you say but because of me now everyone knows you lie about everything and you’re fake news, fake history, fake people”
Get this guy outta here
Looking exasperated Mr Kousino asked “Mr President, are you aware that Wile E. Coyote is a fictional character, a cartoon character in fact and that he didn’t actually kill anyone?” Trump shook his head and gestured towards a secret service agent saying “Get this guy outta here” at which point the reporter was tased and dragged from the room. “That’s what they do these guys, did I say Wile E. killed anyone, no I didn’t but they put words in your mouth, I’ve watched Wile E. for years suffering and getting hurt which was supposed to be entertaining to certain people but not me, I felt for the guy, he was a good guy and was just trying to get rid of a pest”
9 other journalists were either beaten, tased or both before being removed after they attempted to ask follow up questions.
