There has been major upheaval in the Christian community after 40 days and nights of rain in the UK failed to deliver anything other than some local flooding.
At 30 days there were parties and celebrations as believers were convinced God would flood the world and rid them of those pesky other people. On day 41 many broke down in tears at the thought of billions of people not dying.
GOD HAS FORSAKEN THEM
Some say the figures were wrong and it was only 39 days, others say god has forsaken them, all are disappointed.
Most have now got their sights firmly on the rapture happening at some point in the near future which gives them some hope at least.
God was unavailable for comment.
#SATIRE
