New York police have charged Kanye West on multiple counts of being just awful.
He was arrested at home by a swat team who forced entry while Kanye was in the basement giving a naked mass. He resisted arrest by locking himself in his made to fit gimp box and spraying the officers with a substance he told them was God’s sacrament. It was his semen.
LED AWAY IN CUFFS
It took police over an hour to read all the charges at which point he was led away in cuffs crying and shouting to reporters that this is the work of Jewish midgets.
A search of his property revealed a replica of Hitlers bunker complete with nazi uniforms all with the buttocks cut out, a KKK robe and hood with a Yeezy tag, 40,000 ‘White Lives Matter’ t-shirts, 19 Filipino boys previously thought deceased and a hamster farm amongst many other items of interest.
Newsishy will not list all the charges here as really?, what’s the point? You could probably guess half of them anyway. The dude is batshit nazi crazy and will almost certainly be the same until he dies.
