When Wyne Swishens joined Bulk Bro’s Gym in Tamworth he planned to go 3 or 4 times a week and spend an hour on the stair climbing machine and the treadmill to improve his heart health.
Nine months later he sits in front of me at his home unable to walk without assistance and with some of the most pumped legs I’ve ever seen.
Wyne explained “It was supposed to help me get more active. I’m not the fittest guy so when I went to the gym I sweated a lot so I drank a lot of water while there. Next thing I know I’m snapping at the wife, kicking the cat and my trousers don’t fit.”
JUST NEWBIE GAINS
When did you notice something was wrong?
“About six months in, even my tracky bottoms wouldn’t stretch over my thighs, they were huge. I asked a body builder training there and he said it was just newbie gains and they’ll settle down in a couple of months. I nearly punched the guy, I’ve been quite angry lately”
But they didn’t settle down obviously:
“No shit sherlock, look at the fucking state of me, I will knock you the fuck out mate. They grew several more inches wide over the next 3 months and by that time I couldn’t even get to the gym anymore.”
When did you discover there was something in the water?
When my daughter came round and saw me, she said no way this is natural so she had the water tested and it contained Trenbolone. It’s quite a strong steroid apparently”
STRONG MALE CHARACTERS
We contacted Bulk Bro’s Gym owner Rupe Elis himself a body builder and put the allegations to him:
“You’re talking bollocks mate. Bulk Bro’s is famous on the socials for getting every single member pumped AF, we actually guarantee it as long as you drink the water, you have to stay hydrated man.”
How do explain Mr Swishens insane leg gains?
You don’t get it man, when you join Bulk Bro’s you join the mindset, the positive vibes, they are far stronger than any steroid, he simply fed off all the massive strong male characters like everyone else here.”
How can you explain the cleaner who didn’t train there but drank the water everyday and put on 8 stone in fat in a few months leaving her obese, angry and unable to work?
“Ahh, Staci, she was so skinny when she started, we miss her”
