The white house has announced it will be purchasing Fox News and relaunching it as the government’s official news outlet.
It will be renamed to Real Truth News and relocated to a new purpose built studio within the white house complex.
100 BILLION DOLLARS
The 100 billion dollar purchase is at least triple what the network is worth but Trump says he got the very best deal and anyone else would have paid 300 x the price he negotiated.
The white house statement read “America’s real news will now be broadcasting the truth and only our truth from our beautiful white house 24 hours a day 358 days a year.
For too long now Americans have been subjected to outdated so-called freedom of speech and freedom of the press garbage. Americans have been viewing radical leftist liberal communist socialist propaganda all of their lives, it stops when RTN (USA) goes live next month.”
As part of the deal the RTN (USA) will be shown non stop in all government buildings, nurseries, kindergartens, schools, colleges, buses, taxis and every 20 minutes during movies at the cinema.
Most of the current Fox hosts and staff (the white ones) will be moving to the new white house studio.
