Leader of the Reform party Nigel Farage has denied he recently started having plastic surgery in an apparent effort to look like the controversial American president.
Despite images of him entering unbandaged and then leaving a top Harvey Street clinic by the back door with his head in bandages he has denied in a statement that it was him.
I’D LIKE TO CHANGE MY APPEARANCE
Newsishy was informed by an insider at the clinic that Mr Farage has had multiple meetings with head surgeon Dr Jonathon W. Trursby over the past 8 weeks before commencing the first stage of surgery, our insider has provided us with transcripts of some of the meetings.
Dr Trursby: Welcome Mr Farage, what can I do for you today?
Mr Farage: I’d like to change my appearance.
Dr Trursby: That’s what we do here! We can absolutely get you looking a bit younger and fresher.
Mr Farage: No No No, that’s not what I want at all, I want to look more like this.
Dr Trursby: That’s a picture of Donald Trump.
Mr Farage: Exactly.
Dr Trursby: He’s 18 years older than you, this is an unusual request, what exactly are you asking for in regards to surgery.
Mr Farage: His entire look is appealing to a certain demographic and I want that. I want the bags under my eyes enhanced so they look deeper and darker. I’ll need my skin loosening so it hangs off my face more and I’d want you to make me more permanently orange as I’m not into using make-up, can you do that? Oh and the neck pussy, I really want that saggy neck pussy.
The Reform leader has not responded to our multiple requests for an interview.
