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Emancipation Proclamation And The Thirteenth Amendment Were Never Signed.

Emancipation Proclamation And The Thirteenth Amendment Were Never Signed.

President Trump has claimed that both the emancipation proclamation and the thirteenth amendment were never signed properly which creates a “wonderful opportunity” and a way “to make America truly great again”.

In an interview with Fox News he stated “I’ve talked to many many very very intelligent people and they all confirmed they could not find any video evidence of either the proclamation or the amendment being signed so what proof do we have? There’s not even a photo, we do have a few paintings but they were just artists working for the fake news or the God hating governments of the time”.

I CAN ONLY SEE GOOD GOOD THINGS

When asked how this will affect African Americans he said “I can only see good good things for everyone, look we’ve lost a hell of a lot of Mexicans so we need to replace them with someone. The blacks, they all love me, they have told me they all want this, they used to do amazing work for us in the past, they’d work 20 hours a day 7 days a week and not one of them ever complained, they didn’t even want to be paid, the system worked for hundreds of years, I’ve no idea why they wanted to change it”.

The Fox News journalist seemed to agree and did not push the President for further details congratulating Trump for his investigation and discovery.


#SATIRE