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Couple Starve To Death Deciding What To Watch On TV

Couple Starve To Death Deciding What To Watch On TV

A couple from Bristol have been found dead in their home after apparently starving to death.

Mr & Mrs Wynshies were discovered by neighbours after not being seen for 2 weeks. Police accessed CCTV the couple had in the house and found footage of them channel surfing trying to find something to watch, nothing unusual at first but it went on for nearly a week.

It went on for days

Detective Jonathon W. Trursby said “They just couldn’t decide, every time one found something the other one didn’t like it. It went on for days, they had food in the fridge and phones to call for a delivery but I think they just wanted to find something they both wanted before dinner and they didn’t. They even had Prime and Netflix but I think that made it worse.”

Sky announced this week it’s adding a further 389 channels next month.


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