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Artemis ll Crew Confirm on ‘Hot Mic’ Discovery Of A Huge Chinese Lunar Base On The Dark Side Of The Moon.

It was to everyone’s relief when contact was re-made with the Orion spacecraft after 40 minutes of silence as they passed around the far side of the moon. That first contact was live streamed to the world and we heard the crew jubilant at hearing NASA on the other end of the line.

A few minutes later, when astronauts and NASA thought the live stream had ended an astonishing exchange took place.

MASSIVE STRUCTURES

Integrity: Houston Houston, confirm private channel.

Ground Control: Integrity, confirmed private channel, repeat confirmed private channel, proceed.

Integrity: Houston we have seen massive structures on the far side.

Ground Control: Integrity please repeat, did you say structures?

Integrity: Confirmed, structures, it’s a huge base and it’s Chinese.

Ground Control: Please repeat.

Integrity: There’s a massive Chinese base on the far side, It is powered.

Ground Control: How do you know it’s Chinese?

Integrity: It’s in the shape of the 5 golden stars of the Chinese flag. It’s the size of a city.

Ground Control: Fuck!

Integrity: It’s immense. You can see the tracks of a transport system linking the star structures, the structures are gold in colour. We saw a major mining operation, diggers, cranes and rock trucks, this has been going on for decades.
There also seems to be air defence systems in place, we detected a target lock on from multiple different areas. We zoomed in with our scopes and the fuckers waved at us!

Ground Control: Not a single word of this gets to Trump or the public, remember, we have a self destruct button down here.

Integrity: Roger that.


#SATIRE