BigBoner the company which invented and sells the only confirmed and proven to work penis enlargement pill has become the world’s largest company despite only being launched 3 days ago.
5 TRILLION DOLLARS
Currently worth over 5 Trillion dollars it’s expected to grow 10 fold over the next 12 months.
Founder and CEO Seth Sialis said “We expected growth but it’s getting a bit silly now, We literally can’t take any more investment. Sales have been extraordinary, we are building more plants as fast as we can so we think we’ll be able to keep up demand by 2028 when the 15000 new factories are erected.”
NO LIMIT TO SIZE
The BigBoner pill is on sale at just $5000 each which gives the user 1 inch of length and ¼ inch of girth, each subsequent pill adds the same. There is no limit to the amount of times the pill can be taken.
Hundreds of lending companies have been formed offering $5000 loans in the form of BigBoner vouchers at extraordinary interest rates of between 1000% - 25000%, every one of them is inundated with applications.
