In 3 years time Jeff Bezos will be 65 and he’s already planning the party! He announced yesterday the celebrations are going to dwarf his previous parties and will take place on the moon!
The guest list will be limited to only 500 super wealthy people with each one being given training to deal with the weightlessness in space. Each guest will only be able to bring one staff member and a maximum of 2 small dogs.
SPACE BUSES
Mr Bezos has actually been preparing the event for many years secretly building a fleet of ‘space buses’ each capable of taking 10 guests and their combined 250 suitcases. The buses will take off from a new unnamed space port and fly directly to the moon party base which is under construction.
The Amazon founder and his team have been tight lipped about what sort of entertainment will be on offer for the event lasting 3 days although a disgruntled ex-employee has made some so far unsubstantiated claims.
HUNTING GAMES
Clari Sait was previously one of Jeff Bezos personal assistants before being fired for gross misconduct after not opening a can of coke before handing it to him.
She has claimed that because the event is on the moon Mr Bezos will not have any obligation to abide by any laws and he plans to take advantage of that.
Ms Sait claims entertainment will include, bear baiting, paraplegic cage fights, toddler pole dancing and hunting games using Amazon workers as the prey who will get 1 million dollars if they survive. (none will survive).
Newsishy contacted both Mr Bezos and Amazon asking for more details and were told to come back when we are financially worthy of their time.
