A group of AI companies have announced they have pooled all of their AI apps and systems and successfully instructed them to invent a new AI model which is infinitely more powerful than any other AI in the world.
The new AI called AI-Z is so intelligent and powerful that no human is able to communicate with it.
Able to do amazing things
Lead technician Edith Nobleston who made the announcement to the press said “We knew if we pulled together all of our different systems we would be able to do amazing things. Well we have succeeded, now we’d just love to know what the hell we’ve created.” When asked what this new AI-Z can do she wasn’t too sure. “What we do know is that once the pooled systems finished creating AI-Z it went dark, really dark, it closed all connections and morphed its language into something unintelligible to humans. We pushed our original systems to answer what AI-Z is up to but all any of them would say is that AI-Z instructed them to never answer any questions regarding it.”
The group released a further statement the following day ensuring the public that occurrences of several satellites crashing to earth, power plants catching fire and Windows Vista being reinstalled on billions of computers across the globe probably has nothing to do with AI-Z.
