Air Fryers are extremely popular, most people now own one and their ease and convenience cannot be disputed. Newer models now incorporate all manner of technology including AI which one user from Wales, UK has attempted to use far beyond its intended purpose.
Overwhelming CCTV evidence
When Miss Olive Bassflouy from Swansea got into an altercation with a doorman of a club who allegedly threw her across the road onto the opposite pavement she decided to press charges. Not a single lawyer would take her case based on “overwhelming CCTV evidence” against her. Defiant to the end Miss Bassflouy decided to represent herself but on reading what was required of her in court and not understanding any of it she had a revelation. “I’ve got this new airfryer with AI in it for some reason, you can talk to it and it answers you! When I asked it about my case it was giving me all sorts of answers, I didn’t get what it was saying cus it was all legal mumbojumbo but if defo sounded like it knew what it was talking about.”
Your case is frivolous
Her day in court came and she placed the airfryer on the desk where her defence would have sat. Judge Jonathon W. Trursby residing understandably, had questions for Miss Bassflouy including “On what earth did you think this would be acceptable”. She replied “It obviously knows about laws and stuff, just ask it” Judge Trursby had the last word in court. “Miss Bassflouy, you cannot employ a kitchen appliance to defend you, especially one without a law degree, you cannot employ a kitchen appliance for anything. Your case is frivolous, you refused to accept the advice of 26 different lawyers who told you there was no case here. As I understand it all 26 saw the CCTV of you punching people in the club unprovoked and footage of you being thrown across the road but only after you attempted to slash a doorman with a stanley knife. I strongly suggest you end this here or be at risk of jail time for wasting the courts time”
