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6G Being Tested On The Ebola Frequency.

6G Being Tested On The Ebola Frequency.

Newsishy can report that the emerging technology of 6G communication is being tested on the extremely dangerous ebola frequency in secret.

We were contacted by a whistle blower whose identity will not be revealed. We will call him Gavin.

Gavin, are you risking your job by talking to us? “My job?, im risking my fucking life, they will not be happy about this but it’s too big for me to stay silent”

IT’S INCREDIBLE TECH

Can you tell us what is happening with the development of 6G? “It’s incredible tech, the speed is off the scale. It uses a totally different set of characteristics which work together in ways never seen before.

We are working with the little known Ebola frequency, it was isolated in the 1980s by American scientists dealing with an Ebola outbreak in the Congo, before then they thought it was a traditional virus transmitted by bodily fluids, they found out it travels through the air at crazy speeds, that’s why it’s so contagious.”

This is news to us, surely all filoviruses are transmitted through close contact? “That’s what they have said since the 60s but it’s simply not true. Once they discovered the frequency it was immediately isolated and kept secret. They knew technology would improve to be able to use it for other purposes, initially that was bio-weaponry.”

DEATHS

So how exactly is it being used? “6G uses that Ebola frequency to travel extremely fast, it is basically the Ebola virus in wavelength form. We are trying to neutralize the effects of the virus but still keep the speed, we are getting very close, the number of corpses at the lab have reduced by quite a lot over the past few months”.

There have been deaths? “1000s I shit you not, that’s the reason I’m breaking the silence, well that and they started charging for coffee.”

Who’s dying? “We get them from all over the place, ICE detention centres, homeless shelters, children’s homes, anywhere that can keep up the supply”

Who is funding this? “They are funding it, they are only known as ‘They’.


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