Babies Being Born With WiFi Connectivity
Maternity units across the UK are reporting an extraordinary evolutionary human development.
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Business Selling First Genuine Penis Enlargement Drug Becomes Largest Company in the World 3 Days After Startup
BigBoner the company which invented and sells the only confirmed and proven to work penis enlargement pill has become the world's largest company despite only being launched 3 days ago
Prince Harry Demands 20 Million Annual Payment From King Charles Or He'll Release His Paternity Test Results.
In a bold move by rogue royal Prince Harry he has told his father King Charles III he wants £20,000,000 per year or he will release his paternity tests
Starbucks Launches 23000 Calorie Coffee
Starbucks announced the release of its new drink and then had to defend the decision after details emerged of the enormous calorie content.
Clothes Industry Hails Breeding Of ‘Polly’ The 1st Sheep To Produce 100% Polyester Fleece.
A conglomerate of Asian clothing industry manufacturers has announced the successful breeding of the world's first sheep to produce a 100% polyester fleece.
GTA VI Release Date Put Back To August 2038
Gaming fans are fuming today after Rockstar released a statement once again delaying the release of their long awaited title Grand Theft Auto VI
Viral TikTok Trend ‘Granny Head Stomp’ Banned After 2 Years
Grandmothers worldwide will sleep easier today after TikTok finally banned the viral trend of stomping on a grannies head 2 years after it was ordered to by most high courts globally.
Squirrel Eats Homeless Man's Nuts
In a horrifying incident a homeless man is being treated in hospital after being attacked by a squirrel in a park.
Breaking: Pope Declares Kangaroos (and Wallabies) "Spawn of Satan"
Pope Leo XIV declares that kangaroos—and their smaller cousins, wallabies—are “the spawn of the devil himself.”
Bezos New Yacht Has Own Subway System
Jeff Bezos has another new yacht and Newsishy has been given exclusive access during its maiden test voyage
Global Markets Collapsing After AI Shows Everyone How To Make Pure Gold From Household Cooking & Cleaning Products.
Markets worldwide are in turmoil today after an AI user posted a recipe for 24k gold 2 days ago.
50% Plastic Fish Discovered.
Scientists have confirmed they have identified a new species of fish in the Atlantic which is composed of over 50% polyethylene material. The fish is a subspecies of the Atlantic herring.
Banking Group Say Fraud Is Now Allowed
HSBC has announced that all external fraud committed in relation to the group, its customers and partners will be allowed from July 1st 2025.
USB-Z Requires a New Port The Thickness of a Human Hair.
The new USB-Z connection has been unveiled to scepticism after revealing its connector is only the thickness of a human hair.
Maternity & Paternity Leave to be Extended to 16 Years.
The UK government is expected to announce a major overhaul of maternity & paternity leave after some MPs fell pregnant and we're unhappy with the statutory 52 weeks given to them.
NASA Admits Earth Is Flat: ‘We Feel Really Stupid,’ Spokesman Says
In a shocking revelation that has left the global scientific community in turmoil, NASA has admitted that the Earth is, in fact, flat
Supreme Court Orders Peanut Butter Manufacturers In US to Stop Using Peanuts and the Word ‘Butter’
In a shock ruling the US supreme court has ordered all manufacturers of peanut butter in the US to immediately stop using any peanuts in the process and also the word butter in any labels and advertising.
Airline Offers Passenger Freight.
UK budget airline EasierJet has introduced passenger freight flights where customers looking to save money can have themselves shipped in a box in the cargo hold.
US President Pardons Pol Pot, Stalin And Wile E. Coyote
In an extraordinary and yet unsurprising move US President Donald Trump has issued posthumous pardons to 3 individuals he believes have been unjustly perceived as ‘bad’ in the past.
Islam And Christianity Merger Agreed
After thousands of years of conflict the leaders of the Christian and Islamic faiths have agreed to end all differences and hostility and merge the 2 faiths together.