Obese Seagulls In Cleethorpes Caught Placing Fast Food Orders Using Stolen Phones.
£980 For Cockroach Soup At Michelin Star Restaurant
Clothes Industry Hails Breeding Of ‘Polly’ The 1st Sheep To Produce 100% Polyester Fleece.
Business Selling First Genuine Penis Enlargement Drug Becomes Largest Company in the World 3 Days After Startup
US President Pardons Pol Pot, Stalin And Wile E. Coyote
Police Given New Powers To Arrest ‘Twats’
NASA Admits Earth Is Flat: ‘We Feel Really Stupid,’ Spokesman Says
Councils Evict 230,000 Residents At Once To Make Way For ‘a better class of people’
Slug Species Discovered Which Only Eats Hedgehogs
Starbucks Launches 23000 Calorie Coffee
Banking Group Say Fraud Is Now Allowed
Dog Eats Bible, Walks On Water Then Disappears.
AI Invents AI-Z - Its AI Which Uses Advanced AI To Perform Tasks Better Than AI
Bezos New Yacht Has Own Subway System
140mph Childs E-Bike Banned After Thousands Sold
Teacher Training To Include MMA In The UK.
Trafalgar Square Food Stall KFP Refuses To Confirm Where It Gets Its Meat From.
TV Channels To Air Hour Long Gambling Ads With 3 Min Programs Every 20 Mins
Maternity & Paternity Leave to be Extended to 16 Years.
Viral TikTok Trend ‘Granny Head Stomp’ Banned After 2 Years

Travel

Bezos New Yacht Has Own Subway System

Jeff Bezos has another new yacht and Newsishy has been given exclusive access during its maiden test voyage

Airline Offers Passenger Freight.

UK budget airline EasierJet has introduced passenger freight flights where customers looking to save money can have themselves shipped in a box in the cargo hold.