New Internet Safety Task Force Will Visit Every Home In The UK Checking Browser History On All Devices.
Several new laws were passed last week enabling the task force to enter homes without permission and to use force where necessary
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Crypto Investors Claim A 7 Year old Rug Pulled And Made £400,000.
The tech savvy child allegedly took his supporters for a ride on the Crypto platform pump.fun.
Bezos 65th Birthday Party Will Cost Billions And Be On The Moon.
In 3 years time Jeff Bezos will be 65 and he’s already planning the party! He announced yesterday the celebrations are going to dwarf his previous parties and will take place on the moon!
Man Buys Day Tripper On New Electric Bus And Mines Bitcoin All Day Via USB Port.
The new electric bus fleet from National Express allows passengers to charge their devices for free via USB ports.
Mandatory Sunglasses To Be Worn By All UK Motorists At Night.
The government has announced that they will rush through legislation to make it illegal to drive at night without sunglasses.
New Samsung S450 Has 30 Cameras
Samsung launches its latest premium phone next month and they are not holding back on features!
Solution Invented To Combat The Scourge Of Solar Panels.
As we know solar panels damage the environment by stealing the sun's light and energy which plants and trees need to grow.
Protein Works, Protein Sells.
Protein is selling stuff fast! Companies have realised how much people love protein and they are not afraid of including it in their products or at least claiming it’s in there.
Prankster Serving 3 Years In Jail But Still Thinks He's Being Pranked.
The TikToker has previously been arrested 27 times for pulling pranks on unsuspecting members of the public.
6G Being Tested On The Ebola Frequency.
Newsishy can report that the emerging technology of 6G communication is being tested on the extremely dangerous ebola frequency in secret.
Shock As Influencer Fails To Influence Anybody.
When media studies student Wyne Swishens graduated and decided to become an influencer the future looked rosy. He’d been watching many of his peers over the years and been influenced by what they spoke about, suggested or sold.
Babies Being Born With WiFi Connectivity
Maternity units across the UK are reporting an extraordinary evolutionary human development.
Clothes Industry Hails Breeding Of ‘Polly’ The 1st Sheep To Produce 100% Polyester Fleece.
A conglomerate of Asian clothing industry manufacturers has announced the successful breeding of the world's first sheep to produce a 100% polyester fleece.
GTA VI Release Date Put Back To August 2038
Gaming fans are fuming today after Rockstar released a statement once again delaying the release of their long awaited title Grand Theft Auto VI
Viral TikTok Trend ‘Granny Head Stomp’ Banned After 2 Years
Grandmothers worldwide will sleep easier today after TikTok finally banned the viral trend of stomping on a grannies head 2 years after it was ordered to by most high courts globally.
Bezos New Yacht Has Own Subway System
Jeff Bezos has another new yacht and Newsishy has been given exclusive access during its maiden test voyage
Global Markets Collapsing After AI Shows Everyone How To Make Pure Gold From Household Cooking & Cleaning Products.
Markets worldwide are in turmoil today after an AI user posted a recipe for 24k gold 2 days ago.
Obese Seagulls In Cleethorpes Caught Placing Fast Food Orders Using Stolen Phones.
Residents of Cleethorpes are struggling to process a bizarre phenomenon that has left local business owners baffled and birdwatchers both horrified and impressed—seagulls appear to have learned how to place takeaway orders via food delivery apps.
Couple Starve To Death Deciding What To Watch On TV
A couple from Bristol have been found dead in their home after apparently starving to death.
Woman Uses AI Airfryer As Lawyer In Court Prompting Anger From The Judge
Air Fryers are extremely popular they incorporate all manner of technology including AI which a woman had tries to use in court as her lawyer
Banking Group Say Fraud Is Now Allowed
HSBC has announced that all external fraud committed in relation to the group, its customers and partners will be allowed from July 1st 2025.
TV Channels To Air Hour Long Gambling Ads With 3 Min Programs Every 20 Mins
A major shift in the format of most of the UKs television channels is to be rolled out over the next 12 months.
USB-Z Requires a New Port The Thickness of a Human Hair.
The new USB-Z connection has been unveiled to scepticism after revealing its connector is only the thickness of a human hair.
AI Invents AI-Z - Its AI Which Uses Advanced AI To Perform Tasks Better Than AI
A group of AI companies have announced they have pooled all of their AI apps and systems and successfully instructed them to invent a new AI model which is infinitely more powerful than any other AI in the world.
140mph Childs E-Bike Banned After Thousands Sold
Ban comes too late for e-bike that can reach speeds of 140mph straight out of the box.