The World Cup Has Officially Been Cancelled After Trump Threw A Tantrum.
President Trump is angry about most of the world not liking him.
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Gym Accused Of Adding Steroids To Communal Drinking Water.
The owners deny the allegations despite ample evidence.
Premier League To Start Charging Fans By The Chant.
The UK Premier League will begin charging each fan for the chants they sing from next season.
Protein Works, Protein Sells.
Protein is selling stuff fast! Companies have realised how much people love protein and they are not afraid of including it in their products or at least claiming it’s in there.
Zoo Defends Meerkat Cage Fighting Show.
Swansea Zoo in Wales, UK has defended its decision to continue holding cage fighting events using its large meerkat mob.
Nike Defends Using Workers' Skin Who Die Of Exhaustion For New Human Leather Sneakers.
Sportswear giant Nike has been defending its practice of using the skin of exhausted factory workers to make its new exclusive line of human skin sneakers which the rich and famous have been paying 10’s of thousands of dollars for.
Teacher Training To Include MMA In The UK.
The government has announced that because of increased violence in schools against teaching staff that all teacher training will now include statutory qualification as Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) fighters.
Sunday League Pub Team Strikes £280 Million Sponsorship Deal, Sets Sights on Premier League Talent
A sponsorship deal has catapulted Scunthorpe’s Dog & Dribble United pub team into the realm of multimillion-pound clubs. Thanks to a staggering £280 million deal