Babies Being Born With WiFi Connectivity
Maternity units across the UK are reporting an extraordinary evolutionary human development.
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Slug Species Discovered Which Only Eats Hedgehogs
Biologists in the UK announced the discovery of an incredible new species of carnivorous slug which appears to only eat hedgehogs. It’s been named Limax Sonicitus.
Business Selling First Genuine Penis Enlargement Drug Becomes Largest Company in the World 3 Days After Startup
BigBoner the company which invented and sells the only confirmed and proven to work penis enlargement pill has become the world's largest company despite only being launched 3 days ago
Clothes Industry Hails Breeding Of ‘Polly’ The 1st Sheep To Produce 100% Polyester Fleece.
A conglomerate of Asian clothing industry manufacturers has announced the successful breeding of the world's first sheep to produce a 100% polyester fleece.
Breaking: Pope Declares Kangaroos (and Wallabies) "Spawn of Satan"
Pope Leo XIV declares that kangaroos—and their smaller cousins, wallabies—are “the spawn of the devil himself.”
Global Markets Collapsing After AI Shows Everyone How To Make Pure Gold From Household Cooking & Cleaning Products.
Markets worldwide are in turmoil today after an AI user posted a recipe for 24k gold 2 days ago.
50% Plastic Fish Discovered.
Scientists have confirmed they have identified a new species of fish in the Atlantic which is composed of over 50% polyethylene material. The fish is a subspecies of the Atlantic herring.
Woman Uses AI Airfryer As Lawyer In Court Prompting Anger From The Judge
Air Fryers are extremely popular they incorporate all manner of technology including AI which a woman had tries to use in court as her lawyer
USB-Z Requires a New Port The Thickness of a Human Hair.
The new USB-Z connection has been unveiled to scepticism after revealing its connector is only the thickness of a human hair.
AI Invents AI-Z - Its AI Which Uses Advanced AI To Perform Tasks Better Than AI
A group of AI companies have announced they have pooled all of their AI apps and systems and successfully instructed them to invent a new AI model which is infinitely more powerful than any other AI in the world.
NASA Admits Earth Is Flat: ‘We Feel Really Stupid,’ Spokesman Says
In a shocking revelation that has left the global scientific community in turmoil, NASA has admitted that the Earth is, in fact, flat