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Religion
UK To Withdraw Recognition Of Palestine State On Condition Israel Agrees To Bomb Someone Else For A Bit.
After pressure and threats of 500% tariffs from America the UK has agreed to withdraw its recognition of a Palestinian state.
Christians Unhappy After 40 Days And 40 Nights of Rain Only Causes Minor Floods.
There has been major upheaval in the Christian community after 40 days and nights of rain in the UK failed to deliver anything other than some local flooding.
Trump Becomes Buddhist After Visiting Massage Parlour.
There is shock worldwide today after President Trump announced he has converted to Buddhism.
Dog Eats Bible, Walks On Water Then Disappears.
Reports have come in of an incident yesterday when a dog who had just eaten a bible walked on water.
Islam And Christianity Merger Agreed
After thousands of years of conflict the leaders of the Christian and Islamic faiths have agreed to end all differences and hostility and merge the 2 faiths together.