Babies Being Born With WiFi Connectivity
Maternity units across the UK are reporting an extraordinary evolutionary human development.
Health
Business Selling First Genuine Penis Enlargement Drug Becomes Largest Company in the World 3 Days After Startup
BigBoner the company which invented and sells the only confirmed and proven to work penis enlargement pill has become the world's largest company despite only being launched 3 days ago
Starbucks Launches 23000 Calorie Coffee
Starbucks announced the release of its new drink and then had to defend the decision after details emerged of the enormous calorie content.
Squirrel Eats Homeless Man's Nuts
In a horrifying incident a homeless man is being treated in hospital after being attacked by a squirrel in a park.
Couple Starve To Death Deciding What To Watch On TV
A couple from Bristol have been found dead in their home after apparently starving to death.
Back Street Homeless Tattooist Used Rat Teeth And Bin Juice On Unsuspecting Customers.
A man is in court today charged with assault and administering a toxic substance after being found providing cheap tattoos to his victims.
Trafalgar Square Food Stall KFP Refuses To Confirm Where It Gets Its Meat From.
A food stall which has been located at Trafalgar Square in London for over 15 years is under pressure to reveal where it gets its meat from after a customer found grey feathers in his kebab.