Babies Being Born With WiFi Connectivity
Maternity units across the UK are reporting an extraordinary evolutionary human development.
Slug Species Discovered Which Only Eats Hedgehogs
Business Selling First Genuine Penis Enlargement Drug Becomes Largest Company in the World 3 Days After Startup
Prince Harry Demands 20 Million Annual Payment From King Charles Or He'll Release His Paternity Test Results.
Starbucks Launches 23000 Calorie Coffee
Clothes Industry Hails Breeding Of ‘Polly’ The 1st Sheep To Produce 100% Polyester Fleece.
Teacher Training To Include MMA In The UK.
GTA VI Release Date Put Back To August 2038
Viral TikTok Trend ‘Granny Head Stomp’ Banned After 2 Years
Squirrel Eats Homeless Man's Nuts
Breaking: Pope Declares Kangaroos (and Wallabies) "Spawn of Satan"
Bezos New Yacht Has Own Subway System
Global Markets Collapsing After AI Shows Everyone How To Make Pure Gold From Household Cooking & Cleaning Products.
Councils Evict 230,000 Residents At Once To Make Way For ‘a better class of people’
50% Plastic Fish Discovered.
Obese Seagulls In Cleethorpes Caught Placing Fast Food Orders Using Stolen Phones.
School Soaks All Exercise Books In Vinegar To Stop Epidemic Of Dogs Eating Homework
Mandatory Hi-Viz To Be Worn By All People Leaving Their Home.
Couple Starve To Death Deciding What To Watch On TV
Back Street Homeless Tattooist Used Rat Teeth And Bin Juice On Unsuspecting Customers.
Woman Uses AI Airfryer As Lawyer In Court Prompting Anger From The Judge
Banking Group Say Fraud Is Now Allowed
TV Channels To Air Hour Long Gambling Ads With 3 Min Programs Every 20 Mins
£980 For Cockroach Soup At Michelin Star Restaurant
Woman Complains She Can’t Withdraw Eggs From The Foodbank After She Deposited Them Four Months Ago.
Trafalgar Square Food Stall KFP Refuses To Confirm Where It Gets Its Meat From.
USB-Z Requires a New Port The Thickness of a Human Hair.
Maternity & Paternity Leave to be Extended to 16 Years.
Police Given New Powers To Arrest ‘Twats’
AI Invents AI-Z - Its AI Which Uses Advanced AI To Perform Tasks Better Than AI
Dog Eats Bible, Walks On Water Then Disappears.
140mph Childs E-Bike Banned After Thousands Sold
Sunday League Pub Team Strikes £280 Million Sponsorship Deal, Sets Sights on Premier League Talent
London Charges For Parking While Stuck in Traffic.
NASA Admits Earth Is Flat: ‘We Feel Really Stupid,’ Spokesman Says
Supreme Court Orders Peanut Butter Manufacturers In US to Stop Using Peanuts and the Word ‘Butter’
Airline Offers Passenger Freight.
US President Pardons Pol Pot, Stalin And Wile E. Coyote
