Education

Fox News To Become A Government Department.

The white house has announced it will be purchasing Fox News and relaunching it as the government's official news outlet.

Teacher Training To Include MMA In The UK.

The government has announced that because of increased violence in schools against teaching staff that all teacher training will now include statutory qualification as Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) fighters.

School Soaks All Exercise Books In Vinegar To Stop Epidemic Of Dogs Eating Homework

A midlands school has taken the unusual step of soaking all writing paper and exercise books in vinegar to stop a rising trend of family pets eating homework